mmm watcha saaaaaaaaaaaay

The need for gifs is strong, and my knowledge of making them is nonexistent.

Jason, have we fallen off the wagon again and posted onto Jalopnik?

Well that's a tad extreme, lol.

"We apologize for showing tha—-"

no v8 in the r8 results in bad rate m8

First Dodge Ram gets out of control with grille makeovers, and Ford of course followed suit.

I never was much for brace faces. *shudder*

I don't think this is a rodeo I've been on before :x

*SPITS SODA*

Scion TC on 'roids? Maybe actually going through 100% roid rage too? WHO KNOWS?

I've honestly been trying for hours to think of how to squeeze in Fat Bastard's "I DIDN'T EAT ANY CORN!?!" quote in a sassy comment, but I think I'm just gonna' call it a night.

A man in Akron, Ohio has pooped on 19 cars parked in driveways in the last few days. Pooped. Like, out of his butt. I don't really know what else to say.

Recommending for dat grammar.

*insert Simpson's caption saying That's The Joke here*

*Man crush feels intensify*

Interesting.

Considering the 12+ inches of snow Lexington, Ky got, you sir, are wrong.

...I missed it. Fantastic. I don't recall it being on this early in the past, or am I crazy?