I'm bout to draw some kawaii fuggin' stuff just you watch and see, and I thought drawing was impossibru, oh ho ho.

Rest in Fuckin' Pieces m8

Oh yes indeed!

If only we still had COTD. You took the words out of my mouth, haha.

I adore how bat shit crazy Dodge has gotten lately.

Well shit.

Beepin' and a boppin' and tha- jelloooooo puddin pops.

Oh my god.

'Pucker Factor'

FHRITP

OooooooorrrrLLLLLOOOOOVE. I'm still awake! Hope you are happy! *2p00ked*

I was trying to go to bed but now I'm too scared, thanks a lot you fuck.

Why are you posting an article. You shoulda yanked the sheet off THEEEEEEEN typed it out. Just think of the publicity!

I said I wouldn't be jealous unless FM5 got the new Stang. Well shit.

I know I've posted 'lol look at this' videos of drivers getting out of their cars and throwing helmets or karate kicking each other or whatever. But there is a reason why you don't get out of a car on a hot track like that. Shit can happen, and it did.

Dammit I'd almost forgotten about it.

Not to mention psychobitch waifu. Nope nope nope.

They must of lost my 'fixit' ignition too, been nearly 120+ days since the Dealer ordered it, lol.

Giving this a star because of the comments.

I'm not happy that I went to jail and I'm also regretful that I put myself in this position in the first place. Frankly, I'm pretty ashamed of the whole ordeal. But I'm writing this piece because at Jalopnik we believe in being transparent and owning up to our mistakes. If we crash a press car, we write about it. And…