Not to mention drinking fermented booze because it was all that was safe to drink!

Right? Like, y’all lucky I’m not out there subsisting on carrion, random berries, very small tubers, and tree bark.

Except he’s not Fix-it Felix; he and his family are Wreck-it Ralphs.

EVER.

Then I’m gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I’ve been meaning to take

I like her.

One of those women is from my old alma mater. Recognized her name in the news. Now I don’t know if this is true everywhere, but when I did my arch degree at SFU, our program was approximately 90% female (students, not profs). Our field school group had three dudes and a whole bunch of ladies. But I guess that was a…

“All taxation is theft! It’s MY property!”

Not to mention OP makes it pretty clear that it wasn’t until they’d been stiffed and they were reviewing the check that they realized each person had had 7 margs each. I love how the Pinkham’s Law commenters are insisting it’s the responsibility of an overworked server earning less than $3 an hour to personally…

Oh, that teacher was an absolute POS who definitely should not have been working with children. There are just some people out there who think that because I’m a teacher that that automatically imbues me with some special, saint-like quality that inhibits me from ever having a bad day or a shitty student (like the…

When I was an education student, I had to pay for my fingerprinting and background check every time I had a teaching job or assignment, which was about every semester. How much does it cost to get fingerprinted? It was about $25 I think for me.

Lesson: Don’t steal someone’s car, even if they’ve left the keys in it.

“We’re going to pay you poverty-level wages”

It's Louisiana. You ask them, "Did my momma and your momma go to school together?" And when they blink and say no, you stick them to the back of the line. If they blink and say yes or give some indication that they are local, you smile, tell them you'll tell your momma you saw them, and know it's an effective threat…

stepped forward and told the man to “put your wallet away - no one is impressed by how much debt you have.”

I’m going to bet it is that the shaken Pepsi was dangerous or something.

They stayed in regular schools, and their parents weren’t dependent on the acting incomes of their children. I think those two elements alone make a huge difference.

I’m very sad because I can’t eat candy at all. But on the plus side, i’m home from the hospital for Halloween! And cancer-free! Yay!!!!

I just spent a glorious hour reading the terrifying stories someone linked to on reddit about all the creepy shit a Search and Rescue officer supposedly encountered during his career. And I suddenly remembered something that used to scare the piddle out of me. And I’m gonna talk about it here because it stands a…

Hell is other people.