A friend did that to me two weeks before college graduation. It hurt SO MUCH, and no one else in our group knew it was happening, so it kept getting rubbed in my face when people would ask me why I wasn’t at her party or dinner or whatever. I have no idea what happened, but a petty part of me wants to believe it’s…

NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY. Here’s my evil liberal vision of gun control: Want a gun for hunting? Great, just go pass a background check, take a mandatory safety class, wait through the short mandatory waiting period. Then BOOM, you have your gun.

I dunno..... I grew up an hour north of Tampa, so I maybe I just don’t really know North Florida accents that well, but I’ve never heard anyone that sounds like this guy.

Nothing has convinced me more that bottled water is a scam than driving past a bottled water plant in central California. In every direction, you could see vast brown plains of desiccated tumbleweed, bordered by brown hills of desiccated tumbleweed, with brown mountains of desiccated tumbleweed off in the distance.…

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.

I’m getting a filling Monday, and I know by now they’re not a big deal because I’ve had literally a dozen of them (ugh), but I have terrible dental anxiety so I’m already starting to illogically freak out. I can’t wait for the inevitable day my teeth are 95% composite and physically incapable of decaying any more.

Jesus Christ, I am so sorry. I’m sending you good vibes, and I hope you get good news soon.

Congrats, and fuck all those people with their unsolicited advice!

I mostly resolved not to see this movie because every ad for it has the graphics quality of Final Fantasy 7. That shot of him lying on the tighrope looks like it’s from the Sims.

But but how does this fit into my narrative that young women are vapid hos

I grew up in Florida, so I had a pretty decent tolerance for bugs. But then I got a job in Malaysia, and the true horror of the insect world revealed itself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I don’t think I even have trypophobia BUT ALL OF THOSE IMAGES ARE SO HORRIBLE I CAN’T STOP SQUIRMING

I gave you a Fudgesicle!! I trusted you!!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSSSSEEEEE

I mean, yeah, I completely agree that “probably” was not really a sufficient answer, but “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE” just seems to be kind of an overreaction.

Agreed!

I mean, in an ideal world, people who have casual sex would not turn around and call other people sluts for -DUN DUN DUN- having casual sex, but in the real world, yeah, you’re probably right.

If she’s right and these guys think her friend is a slut because she’s having sex with them, they are garbage sexist assholes. If they don’t think that and she’s just projecting her own judgement onto them, then she’s a garbage sexist asshole.

Agreed! I’m sure my feelings would have been hurt, if I was the friend here, but I think my feelings would have been way more hurt if it turned out these guys were bagging on me for “being a slut” behind my back and my friend didn’t bother to tell me when I asked her about it point-blank.

I mean, I get that being told someone thinks you’re a slut could really hurt, because the world is gross and sexist and has been telling you being a slut = being a worthless sack of garbage your whole life. I think she could have been way more sensitive to her friend’s feelings. But come on, friend, you can’t throw…