Can I ask you what makes it awesome? (Ahhh that sounds so rude over the internet, I’m sorry, I really don’t mean that in a snotty way).

I think you may be drunk? Or your browser is drunk? Or maybe you and your browser are both drunk.

Ok Jezebel (since this is apparently where I publicly work out all of my issues in a caffeine-induced frenzy, including my deeply troubling ambivalence towards reproducing one day), I kept seeing this pop up on the internets with the caption “yep, that’s what being a mom is like!”. IS IT? IS IT TRUE? Is it that…

I ALSO think about that all of the time, as a grad student about to get released out into the job market and wondering why everything at my school is taught by adjuncts scrambling to juggle 4 classes a quarter while students are paying up to $50,000 a year to attend

Can I have my pity party on your thread, too? Almost 5 years and we’re breaking up because he wants kids and I slowly, painfully came to the realization I don’t, and if that weren’t an issue I would marry him tomorrow. Everything is terrible.

You are a genius, and I’m never going to write my thesis now

um hey I might need to meet your friend for, um, research purposes. Yes.

Woah….. that’s just so creepy and rude!! I would unfriend those people, too.

Why are people so touchy about kid pictures?? Unless your kid is naked or making some sort of gross bodily emission, can't most people just handle scrolling on past to more important updates, like complaining about traffic or pictures of brunch?

I never even thought of the off gassing. That can’t be good. I just never understood how, like, burying plastic was supposed to detox the environment. Isn’t that the definition of pollution?

When I graduated college, my mom's wacky elderly German friend mailed me a box of those with the note "I know you'll know exactly what to do with these." I had never heard of them before and I WAS SO DESPERATELY CONFUSED.

A Men’s Fitness cover will say than a trans man’s body is a healthy body

There are just SO, SO many adults I want to try that on.

I’m disappointed Obama’s presidency wasn’t as liberal as I was hoping too, but I think almost all of the blame for that goes to our insanely obstructionist Republican congress. I don’t feel like anyone else would have done any better, dealing with a congress so dysfunctional they thought voting to repeal the ACA 40+…

Yeah, and to do it, he had to take a much more centrist platform than someone like Jill Stein does, because she’s not a real candidate who’s actually trying to win. There are lots of Democrats who feel betrayed by Obama over this, but the system is designed for majority opinions to win, and most people are moderates.…

I don’t have anything helpful to say, but I just wanted to send you some good vibes and solidarity.

She could never possibly carry enough of the US to win. I really wish we could elect a more liberal candidate like her, but the system is designed to weed out candidates who don’t represent the majority opinion, and the Green Party definitely doesn’t.

I think that most relationships lose butterflies and jitters pretty fast and become happy and comfortable instead, so I think if you’re enjoying your time with this guy, not feeling butterflies isn’t something to be too worried about.

I like your style, motherfucker.

Ughhhhhh that sounds hair-pullingly frustrating. Your professor shouldn’t let this slide for the third time. I’ve had students turn in work with plagiarism problems and told them that I have to report them unless they make an appointment with the campus writing center, send me proof they went, and turn in a re-write…