I was doing fieldwork in a rainforest that was so remote you had to helicopter in- which was THE SHIT!! I’d flown in there a few times before and fucking loved it.

This person’s a troll.

I think I love you.

I mean, to be fair, it sounds like if they worked directly with the CFO the women in your office would have to be more formally dressed, or if you had their job you could be a little more casual, too.

That sounds like a problem with your office and not the standard professional dress code.

Name one job where it’s appropriate for a woman to be wearing a sundress while a man is wearing slacks and a jacket.

Thanks. It’s been a few years and fortunately they’re doing well- I don’t know if their disease is just stable now or if they quietly went back on antibiotics without wanting to tell anyone about it.

Oh lordy. I have some very dear family friends who have Lyme, completely bought every word of that conspiracy, and threw out their antibiotics to treat their Lyme with sketchy herbs they found online. And now they tell me things like “and all our hair started falling out, that’s how we know the herbs work!”

April Fools is redeemed!! :)

Yep. Age 2-8?? ADORBS. The infant squish-face just kind of creeps me out.

That actually sounds way better, because you can post pictures to your heart’s content in a private album for a select group of people who probably want a ton of pictures of your baby instead of sending 10 pictures a day out to your 500 closest acquaintances.

How are you looking at me right now???????

omg I literally just laughed out loud about this. THANK YOU FOR THIS PRECIOUS INTERNET GIFT.

Probably from the other 7 billion people on earth.

Last time I got a whole bunch of bad news from the dentist, I literally sobbed the entire 45 minute bus ride home so I FEEL YOUR FEELINGS. Don't stress about your meltdown- I'm sure a guy who does root canals for a living is used to seeing some tears. I'm sorry you've got so much shit going on right now- I hope it…

The main thing I got out of this article was deep, seething jealousy that *I* don't have a web series called Most Expensivest Shit.

I mean, she is a journalist, it's not like this book is the only thing she's ever written. Her job is to write about other people. The amount of material she's written about herself compared to other people is still probably pretty small.

That's less than an inch and a half in diameter.

I want to star this but it has 69 stars right now and I'm too immature to not giggle at that.

Yeah- when the first few minutes of every time you have sex feels like the gyno cranking open the speculum for your pap smear, it really puts a damper on your enthusiasm for sexing that person.