This is all getting kind of ridiculous. The Eagles cut DeSean Jackson because he missed meetings, didn't take practice seriously and didn't fully buy into Chip Kelly's system. Kelly has a history of sticking with players who have off the field issues at Oregon but this is a case where no one in the Eagles…

Hey...I do NOT own a fedora!

Clerk: Whoa! Careful there, Annie Oakley.
Homer: I don’t have to be careful, I got a gun.
Clerk: Well, you’ll probably want the accessory kit. Holster…
Homer: Oh, yeah.
Clerk: Bandoleer.
Homer: Baby.
Clerk: Silencer.
Homer: Mm-hmm.
Clerk: Loudener
Homer: Oh…
Clerk: Speed-cocker.
Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that! Clerk: And…

Oh good, here's a chance for everyone to acknowledge that without Ralph Wilson, the AFL would have collapsed and the NFL as we know it would not exist.

They wont be playing anywhere until their lease expires with Erie County, the county that Ralph Wilson Stadium is in. There is a provision in that lease (which expires in 9 years, give or take) for a penalty of nearly 400 million dollars if the team is moved. Nobody is going to pay that penalty, on top of relocation…

Although I've always enjoyed Jim Kelly it took me until adulthood to realize just how good a quarterback he was and how tough his post-retirement life has been. Whatever happens next, may he find peace.

Slow down, Cuban has some standards.

Love that RIT plays it at every home game.

Holy crap, George "Macaca" Allen? Really? No better consultant than one whose political career was derailed by a racial slur?

Just wanted to give a shout out to defibrillators. Don't know if they directly saved Peverley's life, but they can't hurt. I teach elementary aged kids and we have one in our school. It is almost impossible to screw up using a defibrillator on someone.

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

The deal Kovy ended up playing one was similar to those deals, yes, but the initial one they tried (and were punished for) was far more egregious than those deals, so you cannot compare them like that.

Letting the hatred flow, but everyone has to admit that Oh Canada is a much better song the The Star-Spangled Banner.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', YA PUT A GOOD ONTARIO BEAR ON YOUR HEAD AND ALL THOSE EUROS WILL TURN AND RUN AWAY SO FAST THIS PLACE'LL BE EMPTIER THAN ETOBICOKE ON A SUNDAY. LET'S GO!"

Is this the first female poop story in funbag history? Why isn't this getting the coverage that Michael Sam is getting? It's as if Rosa Parks went beast mode and actually took a giant shit on the bus.

I just discovered that three parts brewed coffee to one part Franks adds a wonderful bitterness to offset the sweet / spicy of Franks on its own. I marinade my wings in this mixture, and then finish them in the standard Franks and Butter mix.

True.

Exactly. Deep fry wings. Toss in Frank's and a bit of butter. Reap praise.

I kinda have to agree. I mean, I want to be embalmed in sriracha, but for wings, it's not the right application.