An asshole-off between asshole Chicago cops and asshole Philly cops would tear a new asshole in the asshole of space-time

The actual truth that the military was in no position to intercept the hijacked flights even if the order to shoot them down had been given in time is worse than if this conspiracy theory was true.

Plus he has to play for the Bills

As a long-suffering Buffalo sports fan (I was 10 years old when I watched Norwood miss wide right), I would take a bullet for Jack Eichel.

It looks like he’s being crushed by a giant penis

There’s no shame in saying “fuck it, I’m done” while receiving a Serena Williams beatdown

Curt Schilling 2016? It’s not too late to get in the race and these memes could push him to the front of the GOP crowd!

The only thing more “Buffalo” than a hockey player driving drunk into a Tim Horton’s would be if he was eating chicken wings and beef on weck behind the wheel

I hope you get hit by a car

Unless Adam Schefter personally hired burglars and gave them instructions to break into a restricted area of the hospital to search through patient records, then no whether they paid for the information isn’t relevant. The 1st amendment protects freedom of the press to report information in almost all cases.

He has no grounds to sue ESPN whatsoever.

The final boss in Amnesia: Dark Descent has an exposed dong as well.

My mom always used to make me soft boiled eggs on toast when I was sick :)

The 50 gallon drum of personal lubricant you ordered from Amazon will never be delivered :(

Wait "ethers" someone? Andrew Sullivan?

The photographers are aid climbing right?

I'm not in high school but maybe high school football is where you got brain damage?

I understood that what you wrote is meaningless garbage!

Please tell us more fictional concepts you learned during your time on the JV squad!

Hahaha I really wasn't expecting the Hall of Fame conventional wisdom moron comeback "You've never played..." in the very first line of your response!