It drains power from my cell phone wirelessly. This explains a lot.

I was flip flopping on a career in entomology until I read this article.

I assume I could do it.

They'd sell more if it showed the before and after bare chested.

+1 on Alan Wake

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@Bubbsdaddy: What do you mean novelty? I enjoy using facetime with nobody!

Maybe Guzman will get a redemption shot on Tosh.0

Can't imagine a situation where I would be compelled to join a MOB and harass someone.

Am I the only one that clicked thinking "Holy shit a talking dog"?

What happens when she get's bored of the game?

Set the power button to pop up the "Power Off, Restart, Standby" window.

If only everyone was honest and these things were easy.

My star was hacked. Also everyone had me hearted, and that was hacked. Also, mustache.

@JPS: I would like to uptroll this thread by stating I have three Xbox 360 systems, one is a launch unit, and not one has had a problem.

This is not funny, can I turn it off?

I don't know, I really like my sneakers. I do a lot of sneaking.

@Shemp's Haircut: No doubt this would sell more copies.

I'm glad I read the last sentence first, then skipped the entire article.

DD-WRT