relevant:

I heard four (maybe five) of them were delivered WITHOUT vanity plates. Unbelievable.

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

I liked Subaru before it was cool. Now it’s just mainstream and boring for all the sheeple.

I guess it takes some of the heartbreak out of cutting the fender.

So when you buy a new Ford GT, will Ford try to sell you a $2,999.99 three pack of windscreen shields? Or will they force you into a bundle for $4,999.99 that includes a battery charger and a car cover you don’t really need or want?

Yes, I heard a Malibu throw a rod as it pulled out of a gas station right across the street from a junk yard.

That’ssssssss a nicccce phone you’ve got there...

Bow before the KING OF STANCE.

Yeah.. some of the newer models continue to supply power after the ignition is turned off for a set amount of time (10 Min, 30 Min, etc.)

Yeah.. some of the newer models continue to supply power after the ignition is turned off for a set amount of time…

Flowey, no!

I AM THE PRINCE OF THIS WORLD’S FUTURE

eSports become more and more like traditional sports everyday.

as another articles commenter said:

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

Curse you and your stealth edits, Westbrook!

WHO’S WAILING NOW

“Wail Tail?”

Fuckin’ really?