FlorideCalhoun

7/9/10

@badmutha: It is if they hand out condoms ;)

7/9/10

I live in the South, the town where the KKK started, and the Aryan Nation are marching here on the 18th. However, the Klan that started here was disbanded when it started becoming a terrorist organization and the Nazis are some crazy group from up North. The South is like every other place -some people are shit, some…

7/8/10

Dear God. Jeans: long legs, wide hips, small waist. Getting pants to fit, be flattering, and cover my belly button is like some epic journey that I must take alone because I would lose any and all friends if they were subjected to the bad mood it puts me in when I shop. I was in London recently and, if you can believe…

7/8/10

@dukes_up: No worries, I'm right there with you. "Do-do-do-do you have it, GUTS!"

7/8/10

Mike O'Malley is nominated as Guest Star on Glee! It's for Wheels the episode where Kurt purposely screws up Defying Gravity. I didn't think it was his best episode, but it was his best for actual comedy and not showing off your ugly cry.

7/8/10

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Christina and Elisabeth are both nominated for Supporting Actress in a Drama.

7/6/10

Just because her majesty didn't honor the victims in New York before now doesn't mean she hasn't honored them at all. Shortly after (the day after?) the attacks Buckingham Palace played the American national anthem and then there was a memorial service shortly after that which she attended. I'm sure her Prime…

7/6/10

That's amazing that these women would choose to do such a dangerous and important job while pregnant and dealing with all of the physical changes that go along with it. I've always imagined that if I ever got pregnant I'd lay around for 9 months eating chocolate while shirtless professional soccer players carry me…

7/6/10

@blackbirdfly: I'm in love with that movie -at least until the point where Julia Roberts starts looking a little pale. Then I change the channel and come back for the funeral when Miss Clairee tells M'Lynn to hit Ouiser. "Hit 'er!". I'm going to be Ouiser when I'm old. Hell, I'm Ouiser now.

7/6/10

@blackbirdfly: If you can achieve puberty you can achieve a past.

7/5/10

@Misiula: He's just kidding.

7/2/10

@shininstar: Of course she is. Apparently, she's an excellent mimic and charades player. Some people just make that frown-y face when they're concentrating. I do and I always have to be like really, I'm not a bitch, that's just how my face looks!

7/2/10

It better be tax free. As far as I'm concerned, California, broke though they may be, are getting off easy.

7/1/10

I think it's hilarious. I work at a country music station and if this pops up on the schedule it'll be one of the few newer songs I won't delete in favor of something older (and better). Instead, I can just laugh for about three minutes.

6/28/10

@Our deeds are fetters that we forge ourselves: You read my mind. Dina Manzo is, to me, a lot more interesting.

6/24/10

Well he's already been president for almost two years. What better qualification to be president than to actually BE president? I still love me some Hillary, though. Why don't we just compromise and have them both be president for two terms each?

6/24/10

@faire-la-moue: One of my friends and I use "bust up my chiffarobe" as our favorite euphemism for sex.

6/24/10

For Southerners, To Kill a Mockingbird is both required reading and of a time that many people (myself not included) would just like to forget ever happened. However, and this is possibly with some degree of naivete on my part, I don't think Lee was trying to make the racial situations sound better or more progressive…

6/23/10

@hfree: They changed the succession laws. Women can now inherit and currently Caroline is next in line, with her children after her. Albert and Charlene's possible future children will take Caroline's place. Stephanie and her first two children (the ones whose father she married) are in line after Caroline's kids, but…

6/23/10