@BabyJane: My Sperm is Great x 408!

@LaComtesse: I like the way you think. Either that or Catherine "casually" passed on the beauty tip.

@burningdinner: That was 1996 I think, right after Lourdes was born (hence the huge post-pregnancy boobage).

I'm so in love with her personality! In addition to continuing with her acting career, I think she should take over Oprah's show so that she can spread her awesomeness into our living rooms five times a week.

@TheBeamishSnark: I thought of it along the same lines as the Rape of Nanking -i.e. brutality and destruction.

@AnnieSaBu: It's not like he's on tv doing interviews and holding fundraisers. It was just a tweet.

Of course she's going to protest the conference being at the Bella Center. With her pale complexion and blank expression she's clearly Team Edward.

Sarah Ferguson is still Duchess of York, albeit not HRH *the* Duchess of York.

They already did this fake commercial during the Taylor Swift show.

I live near Nashville, so I know a few people who know her and they all say she's an incredibly sweet girl whose idea of fun is going to a club or kicking it at a Preds game. Despite being a strong Christian, she has mad love for the gay community (which is pretty rare for the country music community). I mentioned…

@ihateyourescalade: Are you talking about just the "sweet young thing" cartoon or more parts than that? I just discovered Free to Be on youtube a couple of weeks ago and fell in love, particularly with the Atalanta cartoon. Maybe it's because I try to see the best in people, but I took the pretty young thing cartoon…

I would also recommend the Alice series by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor. The books follow her from a 6th (I think?) grader on and are so great.

Okay, thank God. I just checked and it's not my mayor. He may be a bit of a dictator, but at least he's a democrat...and not prone to say ridiculous things like that.

@futuremouse: Oh silly, don't you know they're all the same, with the same worldviews and beliefs?

@hortense: Exactly. And it's not like he's the first "star" to guest star on GH. Elizabeth Taylor anyone? She was a legitimate fan of the show (supposedly it's due to her that Luke and Laura got married when they did. The show wanted to keep the suspense going for another year or so, but she was such a fan and…

@BabyJane: It's a baaah(d) look for him.

@Flackette Goes Retro: PETA member goes to UGA, horrified by live bulldog mascot.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Nazi transfers to Brandeis, finds it not to his liking.

@Diziet_Sma: I just googled "the Dali Lama" (one l) and got over 2 million results, all of which on the first page (the only one I looked at) are of the current Dali Lama.

@Ultraprison!: Don't you know? He's black, To them, mail boy is being polite. We're lucky he didn't say cotton picker.