Here’s the hood ornament I want on my car....

As an owner of several VW products and Ross-Tech software...word to your mother!

Give me a code reader and the internet there is nothing I can’t handle on a German car.

So I’m just going to assume that you don’t understand what an opinion piece is.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

Hey Volkswagen, did you know you could start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new Passat TDI since getting a check for $Eleventy billion this - 4 weeks past. I began this 4 score and seven days ago and immediately was bringing home at least $3 per hour! For…

That caliper... pure CNC porn.