Totally with you on Richman being an overachiever. I mean, what does he know about food except that you can eat it? On one episode he was visiting some diner in the Midwest that had "legendary" chili, so as a Texan that appreciates good meaty chili, I stayed tuned to see what was so good about it. The woman that's…

I actually don't mind Alton Brown. I think he's one of the few people on Food Network that is actually smart and knows quite a bit about food and cooking. He is definitely douchey (god, that earring) but I think his smarts is his redeeming quality.

I recognize that no one else cares about the Astros

Yeah, you're totally right. Fuck you, Joba Chamberlain.

Pastor [to Ben]: Do you Ben, take this woman whose hand you now hold, to be your true and wedded wife?

Without seeing the pictures to which you refer, I assume they are "leisure diving". It's the new planking. I actually find it to be quite humorous.

This really makes no sense. It's there's one thing typical skaters don't give a fuck about (besides whatever their dumb parents think), it's a whitebread traditional sport like baseball.

Then why in fuck would you think that, just because I can punt, my opinion is somehow less valid?

Wow. +1

Nike China Executive: Where is deadly American black spider we order for intimidate workers?

Honestly, I don't like it for college football games. I find it to be too big, open, and sterile for college football. For last year's A&M/Arkansas game, the tailgating became a huge part of the gameday experience but it also took a year of experience at a brand new venue to work out the logistical kinks. It's not…

Wholeheartedly agree with you on the coverage and not knowing the players' cards. I also agree with Tjebbs about the commentary, although I wasn't aware it was Hellmuth (unless someone else was the guest 3 days ago). It really is amazing how intuitive the real pros are.

So far all I have lined up is A&M's third annual matchup against Arkansas at Cowboys Stadium (which is shaping up to be a fine annual tradition) and our conference opener against Okie State, which may determine who will play OU for the Big 12 title. I'm also thinking about going to Norman if A&M is indeed playing OU…

It's all good.

I read it as meaning he was not impaired by alcohol. The guy was stopped at 2:30 am after swerving and hitting a curb, and then failed a field sobriety test. If it's clear that he drank alcohol that evening (which wouldn't be hard to figure out), then asserting that he didn't drink at all would be a false statement of…

This is horrible.

I've never heard of Mt. Gay. Are you making a crude reference to Brokeback Mountain?

Also, am I the only one that really didn't find Adam Sandler's "classics" (Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore) to be the all that great? They had some funny parts, but I always thought Black Sheep with Farley and Spade was the best comedy featuring 90s-era SNL alums.

Yeah, I have the same feeling about Orange County, but I'd say there are more funny scenes in addition to the part when Harold Ramis took 4 bits of ecstasy.

You're totally right about Tenacious D. Their first album is pure gold, although I thought the Pick of Destiny was a really disappointing movie.