You may as well just get a Raspberry Pi and a USB controller.

Wasteland, that was it! Thank you, I could see the map vividly in my head but the name escaped me.

I really enjoyed MW2's maps to be honest. I wasn't too keen on the more snipey ones (I forget the name, it was a large open field with trenches that went underground) but that's because I'm turrible at sniping. The only thing I had against it was the match system which constantly dropped me from play.

I remember when I found a page ripped out of a nudey magazine on the floor at school when I was 5-6 years old. It was amazing.

Christmas 1991 getting a MegaDrive with Sonic The Hedgehog 1 bundled. I had absolutely no idea I was getting it and it was what set off my love for games.

I would love to see a new Final Fantasy. Not a sequel, not a prequel, not a spin-off, not a remake for iPhone/Pod/Pad, and not a bloody MMO.

RACISTS!!

Many people in Britain are told not to fly the Union Jack or St George's cross. A lot of people connect them with the BNP.

Gosh, all this booze has given me such a hangover...I shall combat this with...MORE BOOZE! This plan is foolproof! What do you mean, "I think you have a problem?".

I admit that I really enjoy a good harem comedy. The trouble from the more recent animes is that the main character is completely and utterly devoid of any kind of likable personality.

Tamachan87 comes part Tama-chan, a flying maths-genius turtle from the manga Love Hina, and my year of birth, 87.

As someone who has taught in Japan, it's easy to see why it's "difficult" to learn because of the way it's taught.

*excited squealing*

My old apartment was behind a Donki Ho-te. Now that was yankii heaven. The other thing they do is smoke with that weird pose: lifting their arms up straight as they exhaled.

"Rhianna...Pratchett?" I thought. "Writer?" I thought. Surely no relation to...YES! She is the daughter of Terry Pratchett, my favourite British author! This has somehow made my day even better.

During moving from Japan my PSU took a hit and went kaplewie upon being plugged in. And my GPU rusted to death in the humid summer (was a 5 year old hand-me-down from a colleague). And I don't have a monitor. Bugger.

I remember the ¥150 all size drinks they had during summer. They were a god-send in that humidity.

My Galaxy S3 has an Assistive Light widget that came with it. That thing is *not* to be fucked with.

Each culture has it's own image of what they look like and what other countries look like. I taught in Japan using text books where the Japanese characters were paler, taller, and had wider eyes than the foreigners.

No cricket bat? This is not what I signed up for!