It's nice but...doesn't really teach you anything. And HTML isn't that hard, it's just tedious.

Jesus, don't get me started on noisy computers. My schools all have these horrendous pieces of crap; WinXP SP1, IE6, the works. They have *not* been cleaned since they were bought in early 2001. The damn things sound like a helicopter having sex with a heavily pregnant walrus.

So a Chinese version of Yakuza? I'm in.

My best friends method of playing these games:

I hate these things. My wife looks all fine and cute in them but I come out looking like a fucking Disney character.

There's curiosity and there's the questions we get asked in Japan. I'll give you an example.

The idea is a circular argument - the seniors abuse the newbies because "that's what they went through". So when the newbies become seniors, they do the same thing. And so on.

Two things I've realised by working in Japan - Human Relations departments are a complete joke, and young female staff are the first to get bullied.

Ever since Unity was made the default, I've stopped using Ubuntu. Maybe it's someone else's cuppa tea, but not mine.

"You have not portrayed a fictional character of your creation in a manner that pleases me. The only logical step is murder-suicide."

Good lord, I think it would be easier to just become best friends with Stephen Fry.

Oh god, my students love One Piece so bloody much. The guy who writes it comes from the city I live in so I thought "what the smeg, I'll give it a watch". The list I found was 300+ episodes long and that's not even the halfway point. Still, I soldier on.

Did he just load it with a comically sized spanner?

"The analogue sticks will be perfect for emulating the mouse"

You. I like you.

My mum did something similar, she set my password to "IDontLoveYou"...

I'm no electrician, but shoving tin foil into electronics like that? It's begging for a cat or house to be caught on fire. Maybe I'm not thinking this through properly though.

And be inconvenienced by a whole minute or two?!? Don't you know how busy my busy schedule is with busy busy work?

I work in Japanese schools. The schools themselves not only have no central heating, but that have this bizarre idea that "fresh air" is better than frostbite and open ALL the windows they can find. And every year literally hundreds of my kids get flu. Did I mention that elementary kids still have to wear shorts…

I only just got my PSP last March and I still just have 4 games for it - Valkyria Chronicles 2, GTA: Vice City Stories, Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.