“Wait till next season”?

And Captain America, Hawkeye, that Quicksilver looks pretty buff. No rock-hard abs, but Stark ain’t hard on the eyes.

Fun fact, no CGI was required for Ultron. James Spader is actually a robot who wants to destroy mankind, but the shooting schedule for The Blacklist takes up to much of his time right now.

If you like movies about robots who make jokes

Middle-aged women who enjoy chiseled abs, strong jaws, silky hair and sexy smiles don’t mind this movie either, by the way.

When women are called bitches, it’s meant as overly-aggressive, doing what she wants, not submissive. When men are called bitches, it’s meant as overly-submissive, doing what everyone else wants, not aggressive.

After that litany of literal disasters, it was noted that she was uniquely qualified to understand Russian lit without further explanation.

At my first trip to the OB/GYN, I was a little nervous. During the procedure, the doctor was very sympathetic and tells me, “You’re doing really great.” And out of nowhere I reply in my best Southern Debutabte, “I bet you say that to all the girls!”

I’m not sure this counts as a burn, but it was the first thing that came to mind and resulted in an immediate shutting the fuck up.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I heard she does McDonald’s commercials...in Japan.

No, it’s Becky.

I don’t mean to be creepy - she is a nine year old, after all - but I want her eyebrows. Now, please. Thank you.

Seems about right. At the renaissance faire, I pretty much just drink wine all day and don't eat anything.

I think her friends are genuine, but I don't think I would like it either. I am mortified by anyone pitying me. I would feel so bad that people were feeling sorry for me.

Emma Watson is an incredible human being and the smartest witch of her age. I completely agree with her outreach to men to help us achieve gender equality. Men are also negatively effected by the expectations of their gender and both men and women would be better off with equality.

I hope your spirits lift soon and that you get through this dark period in your life relatively unscathed. I know you will! Crappy pop music lifted my spirits when I had some of my darkest hours, specifically, these lyrics: when the going gets tough, the tough get going; when the going gets rough, the tough get rough!…