I saw Our Song and Snow on the Beach in Vegas. My personal villain origin story is not seeing maroon live

This is a shockingly bad take, not only should you be embarrassed, you should be ashamed.

They merely shared a valid opinion, one that plenty of other share. If you don’t, great, good for you. It is nothing short of bizarre to have such an emotional and hateful reaction to an opinion about a comedian expressed in good faith.

Carmen is a delight!! 

That’s a fair point, I don’t mean those folks. I mean the people who just can’t handle emotion. It feels like a lot of people these days think it’s uncool to be anything other than sarcastic and detached.

I find her incredibly genuine and charming. People who wince and cringe at her should really ask themselves why earnestness and sincerity make them so uncomfortable.  No need to be bitter because they are incapable of feeling joy.  

bitch I do. Why make this dumbass boomer facebook comment in the first place??????

oh goody another ice col take from everyone’s least favorite contributor 

stop... what exactly? Being incredibly successful?

The “my parents are never home so they are my replacement parents” bit was funny but kinda ouch. All the money in the world can’t make up for that feeling.

I’m going this Friday in Vegas, and I am verklempt. I get why girls would scream and cry and faint when they saw the Beatles. I think I might just black out.

I confess I do occasionally ask a waiter which of two options they think is best, I hope that’s not bad????

It is interesting how differently this same author writes about Love vs. Hilton (both born of privilege, both “nepo babies,” both have a history of horrific racism, and problematic behavior.) 

Christ, this was needlessly snarky and exhausting. People do not read celebrity memoirs for exquisitely crafted metaphors or a deft turn of phrase. 

Exhausting isn’t it? Don’t get me wrong, there is no denying oodles of cash makes much of life easier. But if money fixed everything, so many famous folks would die by suicide, or drown in addiction. I think it must be a deeply shallow person who says that no wealth or famous person could ever have real problems, or…

She has always made me a bit sad, maybe because Clea Duvall was so compelling in Helter Skelter. I’m torn between thinking that she deserves to feel guilty for the rest of her life, and then feeling sad for her because she was so lost, and now that she is out of the woods, she has to feel it forever.

Bestie what do you mean?? She moved on ages ago. All this shit is Hailey doing shady stuff for clout, and then the media running with it instead of ignoring it like we all should. None of it is Selena’s fault.

THANK YOU God what an exhausting read, if it had been a clever or funny take down, sure ok, but half hearted bitching that this goofy ass movie isn’t, what... the Godfather?

Christ how humiliating (for you bestie.)

Yes, you comment something negative, witless, and just generally unnecessary on every post, but *I* am the asshole. Got it.