Agreed, during the last month of my pregnancy I swear even my earlobes were swollen.

True story! The politics are awful, but the people are generally nice. Huge art scene in Amarillo these days, burlesque, live music, art walk etc. Pretty cool to see it happen :)

THIS IS MY HOME TOWN YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I'm just excited to see my city on Jezebel.

*sigh* Yes... that is why I clearly said there IS bad surgery here. However, you must admit, a great deal of the ick/shock factor here is gray foundation and red eye brow pencil and eye liner. Kay? Good. Moving on.

this isn't the same woman as the images above. This is Jocelyn Wildenstein after surgery. The woman on the left isn't Jocelyn at all. Not pre surgery. Not ever. Nice try.

tis is a really is leading picture. Yes there is bad surgery happening, but the big problem is absolutely, terrifyingly, atrocious makeup. Get someone other than a 6 year old with magic markers on the job and she would look 75% better

okay, this is mostly just absolutely horrifying makeup. Take all this nonsense off, and have it done my someone other than a 6 year old with a box of magic markers, and she would look ok. Yes, still some bad surgery, but this picture is very misleading.

his is fantastic. I hate hearing the chorus of women saying "our bodies, our choice... unless it is something I personally disagree with like tattoos/makeup/hair dye/revealing or "girly" clothing/plastic surgery etc etc." What part of personal autonomy do you jerks not get???? On that note, when I am older and done…

I just rub a little on his scalp and let it sit for a few hours, and then we get in the bath with a wet soft bristle baby brush and scrub softly in circles until it flakes off. Then just shampoo like normal. :)

According to my old boss, who also had them, and the internet, it is stress related excema. Mine didn't pop up until I got pregnant, and didn't get bad until after I gave birth. I would scratch so much my hands would be covered in tiny liquid filled bumps, and when they would heal my skin would peel. Since I was…

coconut oil cleared up my sons cradle cap and his drool rash, also worked wonders on these weird stress bumps I get on my fingers. Tea tree oil in the bath helps ward off a yeastie, but if it is full blown just take the damn drugs! Baking soda in the bath exfoliates and wards off bacne and it's disgusting cousin,…

lol, I still think what she said was over the top ridiculous... but I need to not be an asshole online.

I apologize, I did project some feeling on you that weren't fair. Many Jezebel commenters, and people at large, look down on and mock SAHM for many reasons, all of which bother me. The one that bothers me the most is the myth of our so called privilege. I don't mean to imply that some SAHM aren't privileged. I…

You know what? Fuck you. I'm white and I stay home with my child because we live below the poverty line, and we can't afford childcare. I'm happy to stay home, but let us not perpetuate the myth that all stay at home moms are privileged. Also, to reiterate, fuck you.

This was really cute. Don't know what crawled up ya'lls collective snatches.

Me too!

For someone who claims they don't give a shit, you sure know a lot about both Lorde and Taylor Swift. You were also very quick to comment on this article multiple times. You care. So quit being so nasty to the rest of us that can at least admit that we care.

You know what? That is bullshit. They included one woman of color who wasn't thin, an older woman and two relatively young women that I would call average looking. This isn't just "thin white women." They only used four women, did you really expect a complete cross section of the whole female population?? They did…

I'm so freaking excited. Their fictional relationship is more romantic and fulfilling than any real relationship I will ever have. Sigh.

now I'm weirdly turned on... can I try? For science?