Happy early birthday, my husband and I have our 3rd anniversary August 14th...it would be funny if he was born that day!

I know :( the reality is unless I go into labor this week I will end up doing it. It is just nice to vent.

fo sho. sorry for the double post. stupid computer!!!

:( I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine your sadness.

if you have a lot of money go to a derm and get a cortisol shot. If not cleanse with cool water and either crush an aspirin, add water and apply the paste to the spots for 10 minutes or put some redness relief eye drops on a q tip and hold it to your spots for 10 minutes. Either will reduce redness and swelling.…

So I am 37 weeks pregnant with my first child. Early on in the pregnancy a friend got engaged and asked me to be a bridesmaid. I agreed, thinking the wedding would be next year. Then she announced the wedding date, August 17th of THIS YEAR. I am due August 29th. She knew my due date when she planned the wedding and…

A. Sorry about your job bullshit, hope it gets better.

I saw if you think you will enjoy it, go for it! I am a burlesque performer and some of my family freaked at first but mostly they came around. The ones that didn't.... weren't really that close anyway. It is just a job. If you find you ate it at least you have an income until you find something else.

my mom spent most of my childhood in prison and she was able to buy makeup at the commissary. Tweezers on the hand would be a no no. That could be used as a weapon. I actually think she could buy hair dye too. This was 15 years ago though, when smoking was still allowed. For all I know shit has changed.

hmm if you have a lot o money you could see a derm for a cortisol shot to reduce the redness and swelling. If you do not have lots of money crushing up an aspirn or applying some redness relief visine to a cotton swab and holding it on your spots will reduce the inflammation. Honestly I would cleanse the area gently…

I really enjoy the dynamic between Black Widow and Hawk Eye in the Avengers. I wouldn't mind if they turned it into a love story, but I also really like the idea of them being very loving and respectful towards each other in a platonic way.

The irony is I'm a total shipper! If the romance and chemistry seem organic I love a love story in my action and sci fi movies and tv shows (Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill 4 eva!) I just don't like it when it feels forced.

I live in this horrible place called Amarillo, TX that is full of meth and religious wacka doodles. After I graduated high school I moved to NYC for about a year and believe it or not I HATED IT. So, I came home. My artsy friends from high school were frustrated because while our little city actually had a shocking…

I am a burlesque performer and I never took a class or workshop. My group is actually planning on organizing one eventually. I just jumped in and used humor as my crutch until I got comfortable. The first number I performed was If You Got It Flaunt It from the Producers. It was great because I put on a character and…

Yes!!!! In Norse mythology Thor married Sif. But this isn't Norse mythology. Its a Marvel movie, and I'll be PISSED if the two interesting female characters spend te whole movie fighting over Thor and his luscious an locks. Also why can't I see an action movie where the male and female lead don't end up fucking?…

le this poor old lady believe that this stupid fucking potato is a sign from her husband. This post was about finding a way to preserve the spud for always, not an excuse for a bunch of glib bitches to make fun of a woman's grief and coping mechanism. My uncle Jimmy dies when I was 8. The last time I saw him I was…

I love YOUR name! I'm gong as Jayne Cobb for Halloween, just gotta get me a cunning hat

Aren't they funny that way? My boy Mr. Smokey loves his Amazon box so much. My fickle girl Willow Rosenburg on the other hand will only sleep on my antique chair or her cat castle. Straight up. Bitch has a castle. Inara Sera on the other hand will sleep anywhere, including on the toilet. Love your name by the way, do…

Word. My babies are strictly indoor cats as well. It really is healthier for them but we provide LOTS of stimulation to keep them happy!

You make a good point... but the exact same thing can be said about dog lovers. In fact most articles I see praising pooches seems to begin or end with a dig at cats or cat ladies! Also, we seem to take for granted that not all cat lovers are female. My husband is the biggest cat lover I know! He cuddles our girls and…