It's exploitative bullshit whether the game's FTP or not.

Yeah if anything that makes it worse. It's a lootbox gated by a timer mechanic you can buy boosters on. 

Look at it this way: they’re not selling the boxes, but they’re selling keys to open boxes. It’s just a layer of obfuscation.

Buying accelerators to hatch eggs is like buying keys to open lootboxes. It’s much of a muchness.

But you arent paying money for a random chance to get something, if you want, you can pay money to reduce the amount of walking you need to do to get something

Are you paying money for a random chance at getting something you want? That’s a lootbox, end of story.

Very bad take.

All your reasons as to why they aren’t like loot boxes just makes them seem exactly like lootboxes, at least to me.

Yes. You misunderstood. It’s Mandela Affect, not Effect. It’s an affectation of a fake memory.

The primary weapon of mexican ninjitsu is the chankla.

More like FFX, where it pauses for you to pick your moves, but based on speed.

So what you’re saying is that this meme is old enough to... capture bases?

I’ll show myself out

Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne, arguing on a spaceship in The Asshole Singularity.

He should have called...

Did you spot the other big mistake? It appears to be made out of some sort of fabric instead of metal.

Ddon’t it’s magnets rotate independtly in game?

I’ve argued this before, and I’ll argue it again: THIS ISSUE DEMANDS REGULATION.

That’s some Olympic level mental gymnastics you just did to somehow tie this to videogames lol.

Call me crazy, but does anyone else see a resemblance to the Japanese Urban legend of the Hachishakusama? She a bit taller than the normal 8 feet, but that white dress, the hat, etc?

That’s not true, McDonalds and its ilk pay quite a bit more in countries in Western Europe and Australia and manage to remain profitable. They refuse to pay a living wage here because our government doesn’t respect work and is willing to subsidize sub-subsistence wages by allowing the people who do this work to end up…