Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

If nothing else facial recognition being a requisite definitely makes the Michael Jackson thing a thinker. 

But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

Obviously Dr. Strange just wants to kill Tony Stark without anyone knowing it was him, so he looked into the future and found the *one* future that resulted in Tony’s death, then set that future in motion.

The Kotaku NSFW fishhhh how i missed you old friend.

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

No I’m not a cop, and no they weren’t mass shootings.

They prefer alt-write.

Republicans are arguing that preventing the president from appearing on the ballot is an attempt to limit republican desires to go vote, thus spurring even more democratic control of California on the ballots (as they face off the top two vote getters in November, not just the leading dem and republican).

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

Everyone should know that once Latinos give you a nickname, it’s on you forever. Like my nephew Juan White Boy.

Plus, the original two films played damn well with kids and they certainly weren’t patronizing in the least. Had they come out just a decade before they both would have easily scored a PG rating.

Fun fact: he did, but it was in the vacuum of space, so you didn’t hear it.

Every time I read “Grandia” can’t but think about the yogurt I used to have for breakfast as a kid.

And LOOK at them flying that foreign flag, and refusing to assimilate. Disgraceful, disgraceful.

When I visited Alaska a few years back, there were a lot of Russians there. Apparently, many were on work exchange programs. I didn’t ask them for their papers, so were they illegal? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Where’s the outrage? Oh yeah, no one goes to Alaska (except on some sort of tour with government minders...I mean cruise…

First lady catches husband’s brains with grace, aplomb.

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

Fédération Internationale de Basketball Amateur

First it takes a ton of skill to be able to hit a 100mph baseball period. Even major league players struggle to do that.