I've been lied to!

lucario is a mewtwo replacement...

Do we even need a up rezzed Halo 2? It's the worst of the trilogy in my opinion. Even Bungie hates it.

No, just read what I wrote again.

So, basically, we need to convince the Hemsworth brothers to hook up with the Hiddleston sisters, for the sake of the next generation.

It stings my eye to see everything pixelated on screen but all the text are crystal clear shiny fonts. I prefer the pixelated text in classic games.

I love mobile gaming! It always makes me feel better about my Vita purchase.

Oddly enough, Mario does not seem to be winning most of those fights.

Look at this. LOOK AT IT. You can set the encounter rate. And change it at any time. You can slide the modifier to +100%, +50%, 0%, -50%, or -100%, which turns off all random encounters. It turns off all random encounters.

The passing of James Avery was so sad. Shredder and Uncle Phil, two major parts of my childhood, gone.

CandyLand, Pokemon, AND Candy Candy reference? Wow.

One does not simply use all possible space on a disc before moving on to filling the next one.

and the dude looks like a rejected male portagonist from a tales of game

You play your handhelds outside? What a difference public transportation makes.

Looks like a literal translation from Google Translate. I put burglar bars into Google Translate and got 防盗栏. A Google Image search for 防盗栏 shows those bars.

Of course I think Dave Foley, from The Kids in the Hall, is also the creator of the Ultracade. It's really strange that they didn't mention how famous he is in this article.

Poor Dave Foley. Maybe he can start a new sketch show called "The Kids in the Jail".

Though personally, I thought his best work was in the Pixar film, "A Thug's Life".