My face when I try to understand why Frida Garza chooses to write the worst takes on the internet (see also: eggnog is mayonnaise)

Ungraying not only for the sentiment, but because Maude is my everything.

Ah! Carry on.

uh... agreed? I hope you did not infer that I was defending my right to lust after Ted Bundy — I am saying that Netflix cynically set out to trigger a ‘do ladies think Ted Bundy sexy’ conversation that would trend (and it worked). Their ‘please don’t tweet about Ted Bundy’s hotness’ campaign was an attempt to trigger…

What is more, Netflix’s whole social media campaign of ‘Hey you horndogs, stop lusting after Ted Bundy! He is gross! (See him now on Netflix)‘ is such fucking transparently crass seeding of a shitty idea that I wish Netflix were a person so I could kick him in the balls.

In June 2018, the American Library Association voted to remove Wilder’s name from a major children’s book award, citing racist portrayals of Native people and African Americans.

WHAT A HORRIBLE DISTORTION, FRAMING TED BUNDY AS IF HE WERE A HANDSOME DECEPTIVE MANIPULATOR OF WOMEN WHO FOUND HIM SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE INSTEAD OF THE TRANSPARENTLY EVIL WOMAN REPELLER WE WISH HE HAD BEEN.

That is good to know. I can promise you that I will never catch inaccuracies in the fields of sports, science, or video games so I have no frame of reference for those sites. 

Yep, it is pretty hard to misread the original reporting

I appreciate the fact check. 

Thank you for this, I would remove this comment if I could. The original article clearly states that it was for the whole office visit. I wish they would update this piece for accuracy.

She then paid $233 for a bottle of Amoxicillin

Another pro tip: standing in front of an open cupboard and saying to nobody in particular, “We are running low on milk” is not the same as buying milk.

Oh my poppet, tread carefully. Rewind to prekids and you will find my dear young husband was a lovable goof. People would say to me “Oh my gosh you are Tailypoguy’s wife? He is one of my favorite people in the world!” (he was a pretty recognizable and well-loved performer in the city where we met). He is sunny,…

Many men have posted replies asking why, if I am so busy, I chose to spend ‘hours’ writing this ‘screed.’ They all use a faux measured-and-curious tone but drip with a sense of having ‘zinged’ me. What is hilarious is that you can see by my time stamp that I wrote this at 3:16, or 12:16 my time zone — it took me 15…

My superpower is comprehensive list-making.

This really is my favorite of all these responses. You are my imaginary friend now.

And of course I skipped all the stuff from when they were babies (diapers, barfing, potty training, touring preschools, scrubbing high chairs, learning food allergy exposure schedules...)

“Where are my JEANS?!” he cries, having thrown them on the floor in the basement rec room three days ago

I suggest you dismiss the troll GenS before somebody without impulse control replies to him, thus taking him out of the grays!