She is a plague. I have tried feeling sorry for her since her dad died such a horrific and public death, but I am not that gracious.

NO. NOOOOO!!! I had no idea she was on it -- and I have been meaning to check that show out.  I just checked out her IMDB page and she has been working her ass off, crapping all over a bunch of movies and shows I want to see! Atypical, White Boy Rick, Patrick Melrose, Twin Peaks... there has been a goddamn Jennifer…

Jennifer Jason Fucking Leigh. Does that make sense? No. Do people even care about her anymore? No! But if she shows up in something, there is going to be plenty of ‘WATCH ME ACTING MY ASS OFF. WATCH MY INTERESTING CHOICES AND SMOLDERING INTENSITY.’ She exhausts me.

I am pretty sure my toddler could eat fifty devilled eggs in an hour. You are just too damn old for this challenge.

I remember when this was a feminist gossip site that prioritized not pitting women against each other, even in celebrity pop culture pieces.

Hee, I get it, and I really am not trying to say “Why are Jews so underrepresented in Hollywood!” though I see why I came across that way. My feeling is that cultural Jewishness is so intrinsic to the show, it is weird to see cultural identity performed by people outside the culture. Not that you have to have been to…

My biggest criticism of the show is that it is non-Jews performing oy-vey-schticky Jewishness. Neither she nor Tony Shalhoub are Jewish. They couldn’t find Jews for these roles?

This show is that guy who all my friends insist I really ought to let them set me up with because we are perfect for one another but then when I go to dinner he tells a series of obviously rehearsed stories designed to make me think he is quirky but are actually thinly-veiled humblebrags that show off how sure he is…

Just gonna jump in here — David French said it was an outrage in the pages of National Review. French has had strong concerns about cops murdering civilians and NR has allowed him to publish articles from this perspective, yes — but it isn’t their editorial position. And the cop murder that got him active around the…

I have been trying to get brave enough to switch from Ikea to West Elm -- I have my eye on two chairs and I just keep putting them in and taking them out of my online shopping cart like a kid climbing up the ladder to the high diving board, and then chickening out and climbing back down again. I want to low-key live…

You know why this is bullshit? Why Black people should never trust white people? Because we can always walk away. We are right there as allies... right up until we aren’t. And Black people have no way of knowing when we are going to look around and say, “I am out.” We walk away. We tell ourselves we won’t, then we do.…

Also please note -- family time occurs before he picks up the kids from school. Killin’ it, dad.

I am only confused why it took decades for the world to come to understand Jeff Goldblum. Cf. Earth Girls Are Easy 1988.

That’s what I remember — the bike shop and the garage. I must have stopped watching by the time he got his contractor’s license. 

I watched the original series when I was too young to know the hell that is mudding and taping.

Wait, wait, Dan was supposed to be a DRYWALL CONTRACTOR? I NEVER would have guessed this, seeing as how he never once A) came home covered in hot mud and drywall dust B) wandered around saying ‘Holy shit my hand hurts so much, can you open this jar for me?’ C) Got an early morning call because everything on the job…

That is a great skirt in a horrible outfit on a miserable person (and an execrable fit).

I just sheepishly deleted my whole post because I realized I was thinking of Banana Republic. I also do most of my shopping at thrift shops or sew my own clothes. Apologies!

Oh my lord I just wrote a whole rant then realized I was thinking of Banana Republic. Thank goodness it wasn’t too late to delete. Happy Monday everybody!

I am glad to know that ‘catsuit’ is her own term! I still kind of wish people would write about it like “The unitard, which Ms. Williams calls her ‘catsuit’ which is awesome for her but I am not touching that, was called into question by French dickwads today...” but I am not a journalist, so who am I to say?