This is the greatest TMNT musical number ever:

Have you tried Path of Exile? Its a PC game but similar to Diablo and Marvel: UA

Nice first attempt! Work on the AI and turn that "nuclear spit" into a nuclear breath.

They need an excessive nudity card. 10 to cast, but your opponent immediately forfeits the game to go masturbate.

Nice job with the chiptune, but the map bit is just lazy. It looks like they threw out in a monitor, turned it 30 degrees and filmed it with a moving camera in bad lighting.

It seems odd they wouldn't just release Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 3

And topless. You forgot topless.

It's a pretty fun game!

To any one considering doing this please please please research "Septic shock" and take a moment to understand the health risks involved.

Sure!

Delivered in 30 min or less or your child nailed to a cross!

I guess we'll have to disagree on this.

Love is whimsical. Marriage is hard.

Ahh I think my post is sending the wrong message. I'm advocating removing marriage completely from the game because marriage itself is silly and not my idea of whimsical.

Nice response and well formulated. I would suggest leading with that in the future. I'm not trolling but was honestly interested in by what you meant trivial so I could better understand your initial comment.

Naa I get it. Pretty sure its from South Park.

Oh I get it, because gay men are into anal sex. HOLY SHIT THAT IS HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE! GODDAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW ORIGINAL AND FUNNY THAT IS!

Sweet River Baines!