"I don't understand why everything has to be all sexual and licky."

When I play with the oculus rift, its like I'm really jacking off!

My rebuttal:

Lando and Captain Kirk: The Ultimate Intergalatic Pick-Up Team

I teared up...dude got a raw deal but at least he went out like a bad ass.

I'll admit that I teared up when Clacker died. Dude had it rough but he went out strong.

Pretty bummed there is no mention of Billy Dee Williams

CAVE BIRDS!

Smashing your dick in a dresser draw makes more sense then arguing the practicality of lessons learned in a fantasy video game.

I'm pretty sure there is an entire erotic fan fic movement out there extensively detailing Elsa's sexual adventures with a variety of cold-based fictional characters.

Not bad. I would have gone with photoshopping in young me rather then adult me.

Or bored!

I think the real question we should be asking is:

I enjoyed the game quite a bit. It had some really neat game mechanics that were "refreshing" to the 3rd person shooter genre.

Crazy delusional people ask me for money all the time, why are you special?

And that's why I always shoot first and ask questions later.

Sleep with her sister. If she gets mad the she is into you.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

That is certainly worth a lot of internet dollars!