"Plenty of pieces of armor." Wow! I think the craptastic voiceover is actually thrown into sharper relief by the voice actor's talent. The script might be less bad if they had a nerd developer read it.

Still laughing.

2:34
Those monitors. #technology

Forgive us. Often Glorious Mustard Race forget what console player must pay for entertainments.

Yeah, like at 1:05 he pronounces the word "buttons" as "bu tons." Most Americans, if they're not thinking about it, don't actually aspirate that "t" (yay phonology!) whereas the British would.

Sounds truly bizarre since he's obviously not British.

Off topic, but does anyone else detect the narrator's strange speech impediment?

They've probably stopped many terrorists plots that never made it into the papers.

Sgt. Bubbles got me good.

laughed harrrrrrrrd

sick burn

If you didn't care for the dubstep in the Sonic Boom announcement trailer, these guys remixed it (with dialogue intact) using "Sonic Boom," the title theme of Sonic CD from 20 years ago. The music choice may be literally more outdated than dubstep—what the hell is this? 2011?—but it's much more timeless.

The America Socialist party is a real thing, if you're interested.
http://socialistparty-usa.net/
I'm not sure if that might be too far left for you.

Wow! After writing it I just got his name for the first time 20 years later!

MILES PROWER. MILES PER HOUR.

Knuckles should be bigger. I like the update. Especially Miles Prower.

Well, there were 2 that I'd heard of. 2 games I know about in 3 years is pretty incredible.

By the end of this, I was hearing Heath Ledger's voice in my head.

The Indie Gala looks really decent:
http://www.indiegala.com/

Genre: 90s High School TV Show Credits

What you mean "we," white man?