Get up at ungodly hours just to be able to drop kids at school/preschool/daycare...with start and end hours varying wildly. Public school 7:30am...or 9am? Over at noon...1...2...3? Short days. No school. Holidays. Sick days. Snow days. Summer...it’s all impossible to manage a full-time job w/o family help and money.…

TPS = Total Piece of Sh*t - yes? 

I was lucky enough to be working at Paramount when “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” began. They showed us the pilot and the room exploded. It was fantastic. Then they watered it down for broadcast and it lost a lot of its edge. Never realized before how, over the years, we have all been deprived of so much genius, …

To be fair, her husband died and she has PTSD and is bipolar. It’s likely she’s terrified of losing her (only?) son, and it’s hard as hell to be separated from our kids, even temporarily. Some people need a lot of feedback/communication in situations such as these, and maybe she isn’t getting what she needs to feel at…

His name forced him to be last at everything. I'm sure that was the problem /s

A “not oK-hole”

My ex was obsessed with books.
At first, I thought it was a good sign - he loves to read! He’s smart! It’s the least worst habit, right?

Then, he began cataloging his books. He bought software to manage his books. He bought rare books. Expensive books. Obscure books. He bought 3 or 4 books of the same title - one to…

Ideaizing. 

I once made homemade biscuits and put them on a plate by the window for a few minutes to cool down. Grabbed one while I was talking on the phone. Slowly realized that the biscuit was moving, and at first thought it was just steam. Squinted at the plate. Was it...shimmying? Looked closer and the entire plate and every…

Dunning Kruger. Peter Principle. Willful ignorance and toxic masculinity of insecure manboys and clueless women contributing to their own demise.

Please remove his photo and replace it with a montage of older women. 

Are you me?

I politely requested that someone half my age (a grown millenial son of someone I grew up with) refrain from using the term ‘libtards’ (a reference he should be sensitive to, considering his own extended young family member who is mentally retarded...and because it's also clearly an antagonistic choice) and received…

Include the people who are going to WEAR the uniforms in the uniform-choosing process!!!

Yes. Rupert Everett. Kenny Rogers. Putin. And this guy. It’s like borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. 

Life...wants to kill you.

Harron - this is masterful: "...just enough time to ponder whether the seemingly limitless choice presented by the quick-service salad establishment is yet another false set of options devised in the late capitalist age we call home that doesn’t give us choice but rather obscures how bereft of choice we truly are,…

Humor and wit are signs of intelligence. From the moment we are born, we begin to die. Your journey seems like one of the more excruciating. Keep strong. Few can even imagine what you've been through. In awe of your perseverance. 

Mae West? 

This is a problem because: