I’m ashamed to say my ex is a hardcore libertarian, and I tried to support his passion for it for a while, but I’ve sinced learned two things: 1) it’s a fantasy, and 2) avoid those bros like the plague.

Yeah, but so many female comedians already paved the way for these crass-roads: Sarah Silverman, Roseanne, Wanda Sykes, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Margaret Cho, Mo’Nique, Phyllis Diller, Lisa Lampanelli, Chelsea Handler, Natasha Leggero, Whitney Cummings, Sandra Bernhard, Loni Love, Bridget Everett, Adele Givens, etc.

Mocking the homeless.

Two types of women on the planet:

DON’T WORK FOR OTHERS IF YOU CAN HELP IT!

He’s not a bad singer, either.

I realize this is an old post, but it’s baffling to me that a site is willing to post a “how to” for illegal/criminal behavior.

Hmm. When we sign a lease, we’re supposed to read every word. When we sign a contract, we’re expected to read every single word. When we sign a mortgage, we have to read every word.

Yeah, but the fact that:

Just have to mention how great it is that this gif is from the parody movie not the original Brady Bunch.

I’m still bummed they didn’t go with Romano for 50 Shades.

Omg: it’s Owen Wilson.

I got BANGZ-A!!!

No, he’s stalking you.

few can see the flaws

You know, it cracks me up that employers forget that kids grow up to be consumers...very quickly.

The. Nightmare. Mobile.

Since our IRL interactions are diminished, we seek connection through other channels (pun intended).

My grandmother used to cross the entire 4 lanes in Jersey to take those infernal left-side exits. Slowly. Without looking. At all.

Excellent name for his spinoff show.