Nuclear winter is coming.

of your eyes and wherevers.

Where’s Andy Cohen when you need him?

“big boy security briefing” damn. rotflmaochacms (rotflmao crying hysterically and clutching my stomach)

one bright note: he doesn’t drink, or so he says. but then again, he probably takes many meds...

nuclear winter is coming

Soothing mental image for ya: a friend of mine who lives up in Maine said she once walked by his house and he was using a pushmower to mow his lawn.

Now that’s a reality show I’d like to watch. From Mars.

trump: the braying, marching-band-caliber noise emitted while sitting flush on a vinyl or leather couch and passing gas

I really see a lot of Liza Minelli in her. I bet (and hope) she’ll write and perform on Broadway, do more variety shows, and do a Vegas stint in her twilight years.

Preach.

Your comment is very telling.

We need more delightfully awful or awfully delightful to get through these awful times.

Here’s a few to add:

I think manipulators, criminals, and predators do a lot of work to appear normal and charm others into being their covers. I’m sure they recover from any slips and red flags around them as quickly and effectively as possible. Then again, we all put our best foot forward in the beginning of relationships, and we “fill…

I Marrried an Asshole would be an excellent show, with endless submission stories, I’ll bet.