This is the thing we need to do. Dems in safe seat need to pop shots at Drumpf constantly. Keep him up off his seat. He has no composure. He has no poise or grace. He will respond in the most grating, childish manner possible.

This is the second Living Single gif I’ve seen in two days and now I need to go rewatch that show. (I’m assuming that’s where this is from)

Great reporting on Athletically talented rapists

Here’s what would happen. She would order the $7 salad but it would cost $25 dollars to have it delivered three blocks in New York City.

Agree. You’re also 100% right to call it a schitck. In my experience, most guys whose conversational styles are best described as “a friendly competition that he had to win” and “the dialogue he was having with himself”, the ones who challenge everything you say because they’re aching to prove how deep and insightful…

“He was so clever and treated conversation like a friendly competition that he had to win,” she writes of the Grammy winner. “When I tried to leap back in and say something to add to the dialogue he was having with himself, he would challenge what I said and I’d get quiet. I was so afraid of disappointing him…

I think every heterosexual woman has been in at least one relationship with the guy who had to be the smart/talented/funny one in the relationship, and she was demoted to “biggest fan”.  *raises hand*

As a John Mayer fan, that one song still makes me fuckin cringe. Even when it came out during my senior year of high school, I knew if I ever said that to a girl, I’d be called a creep so quick through AOL, my then pathetic social life would be over.

Parts of suburban Chicago are diverse. Other parts are far less diverse. Depends what you are comparing it to. Definitely more diverse than Iowa or downstate Illinois. 

Also, I cannot believe people’s willful ignorance about the (underlying) reason they broke up: he wanted kids, she didn’t.  I don’t think there’s any better reason for a couple to split than differing desires for parenthood.

They killed his mother, destroyed his military career, vilified his wife, and let his pedo uncle off the hook with barely the most token criticism. Of course he hates the tabloid press.

Yep, nailed that one. Daddy Markle (and her desperate for association half-siblings) are very disappointed that H&M might not be high profile enough to keep getting them that paid statement cash once that comes to pass. 

She wasn’t really asked though. She kind of brings it up all on her own under the guise of disliking “political correctness” and then when the interviewer is saying she loves Lizzo and Ashley Graham and how they celebrate bodies she starts in with this crap.

Oof, I didn’t know that. Yeah I can only imagine having the baby or being pregnant and realizing, “maybe we don’t need to put him through this.”

I think this is very likely it, plus he’s only a few months away from reaching the age at which his mother died.

Articles like this are what really brings it home to me that I am an old person reading a young person’s site.

I’m not sure. Maybe if she was someone who was really insecure in her relationship, an argument could be had, but Michelle seems like the exact opposite of that kind of person.

Agreed, there’s no way Michelle Obama is that sitcom petty and insecure.

I cannot imagine “there’s a big argument and the night ends with Barack having to sleep on that couch” over that clip.  If anything, I think it would just make Michelle laugh and be like “Everyone knows my husband’s hot.  Get over here, babe.” 

Prediction: Michelle Obama will one day meet Phoebe Waller Bridge and say “I get it, but it was awkward to watch with my kids”, PWB turns to the camera and replies “Of course, but you got it, like the real one, so the rest of us have to make do.”