She was too good for him anyway. As she was with Nick Kroll.  Both are funny guys, but not up to her level. 

Melissa and Brad were one of my fave gay lady-straight guy BFFships ever. And then Melissa had to lose her damn mind forever about Brad and Jen and it was like, Mel:

I’d need more context than that quote before I called it biphobic. Lots of people don’t like to identify as bi because the rest of the world is so shitty/dismissive of bisexuality. It makes sense to me that someone could identify as a straight person but have a few flings with women. Sexual identity isn’t a taxonomy ba…

I expect she has been aware that her dad is a complete piece of shit for a while, now. I doubt this was a surprise. It’s certainly not to me.

Maryland witnessed Ralph Ford apologizing to Ed Kavanaugh and being offered forgiveness by way of a manly handshake.

I thought she was biracial until maybe 5 years ago. So you are not alone.

So have I. More times than I care to admit, and I don’t particularly like the song. I would def join Skarsgård’s cult. 

Increasingly, I think mothers create misogynistic creeps. Fathers may be responsible for juvenile shit like gun fetishism and macho fuckery, but mothers “protecting their sons” seems to give boys and young men a huge head start in developing sexist and misogynistic attitudes.

What the faaaaaaaaack. Why do people think it is remotely appropriate to take pictures of other people’s children without permission AT ALL?

This is beyond gross. I didn’t even know referees could disqualify swimmers for this?? I competitively swam for years! And then I did competitive diving and I can’t even tell you how many times my swimsuit was pulled down by the force of entry. I had to quickly adjust it on my way to the surface so no one would see my…

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

Let’s start a reality show where awful conservative guys compete to marry Sarah Palin and then at the end we exile them all to an island forever.

>white men between the ages of 51 and 65

It’s not just her, though.
The Right and the GOP are totally fine with shouting “But I’m a mom!!” while reducing funding for programs that help parents and children.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…

Manning’s about the only one in that trifecta of fuckery worthy of any kind of respect. She fucked with OPSEC something serious, and definitely violated her oath of service to the military, but at least she had the courage of her convictions required to face the consequences of her actions.

Snowden leaked his info to…

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

He’s still white. Assuming he’s LGBTQ he still wants the advantages of being white he just doesn’t want his LGBTQ status used against him.

White LGBTQ men and women, including white people who are gender non-conforming in some way can certainly be racist.

Stephens, like all other white men failing up, has never met a bad situation he couldn’t make even worse. I am grateful to Karpf for calling out the editorial board for continuing to publish so many bad takes. Even more grateful for Karpf branding this scandal “Bretbug”.