I'm no fan of the prison industrial complex, but this guy annoys the shit out of me. He got busted dead to rights selling more than enough meth and heroin to send anyone else to prison for life. Of course, he gets a sweetheart deal that he promptly fucks up in the dumbest possible way, nearly doubling his sentence. …

Word of advice: making a joke does not mean everyone has to laugh. You're not entitled to laughter.

Now I'm going to assume Allison Williams was the inspiration for Cerie on 30 Rock, because I don't like Allison Williams and I'm jealous she got to work with Tina Fey

RICH BITH HERE TOO. You know what I learned? Saying things like 'I shop at goodwill! I don't live in a fancy apartment!' When all your friends know your parents paid for your entire university education, it just makes you sound like more of a douche. Just accept the fact that you're fucking lucky. Your bit of…

"Why do you feel like this an important problem?"

I graduated more or less debt free as well (actually, my parents took over my loans as a graduation gift.) I'm lucky/privileged as fuck! Most of us are hanging on to some kind of privilege, and some more than others. This is totally fine! But whining about your privilege, like people should feel bad for you? That's…

Bastille Day USA can't happen soon enough.

I am the Art Judge. Both Levine and Gaga suck.

I know her as Suzanne on Studio 60, on which she was stellar.

Fake corporate twitter accounts are my reason for living

Does anybody not associate Adam Scott primarily with Ben and instead with Mr. Rooks? I mean, I love Parks and Rec, but I am still unable to get past the fact that Mr. Rooks is now likeable.

FORCE's critical statement, beyond being wrong on the facts of trademark, etc., is exactly right. Here is a golden opportunity for Playboy to come out and say "while we can't endorse FORCE's use of our name for obvious reasons, we would like to take the opportunity to endorse their message and wholeheartedly put our…

I think you meant to include this picture, don't worry! I'm on it!

I think this is a serious misreading of what's going on with this hack job.

I am somewhat disappointed that this was a hack, but I really hope that Playboy leaves it up as an affirmation of their policies! It would be awesome to have it up on the website along with their actual article, and I think it would continue the positive press.

You're a naughty pay-pig, aren't you? I saw you trying to quietly try to buy that latte without permission, and now you're going to have to set up autopay on all of my student loans for the next 7-10 years!

Wanted: One PayPig who gets super turned on paying student loans. Fuck, I will set you up a scavenger hunt every month if that's what you're looking for.

My soon to be wife and I met online in a discussion board on AfterEllen. Best post decision of my life.