"But to get truly meaningful results"

Are they? From what I can gather they are trained more in pistol shooting techniques and "pain compliance" control techniques than actual de-escalation.

Have these people forgotten that they are Peace Officers?

Thought the title said "Very Best Friends at ComicCon"

"At least that's about right"

"Mmmmm JILL SANDWICH!"

I can't ever be that upset with Rich Fools being parted with their money. And only rich fools will pay $400 for a glowing wooden heart. This is for rich people who WANT to get rid of their money.

It's a fucking joke... what is with being indignant that a comment your read doesn't pander to your personal gender partnering. Even "safer than with your spouse" is discriminatory against (1) loners, and (2) people whose spouse is actually an expert in network security.

"In other news: Riot games attempts to remove the salt from all the world oceans"

I cannot how anyone can be against feminism without there being consensus on what "feminism" actually stands for.

Unfortunately this IS part of our culture:

Not under federal law. And in most states the only legal requirement is that one of the two parties know the conversation is being recorded.

What is that supposed to mean...

I can now sort of see the sarcasm, but it wasn't so obvious on my reading. Obvious would be a "yeaaaaaah" or followed by a "... NOT!" as of course in typed prose there is no verbal inflection.

I'm quoting what you said and I made clear exactly what I meant.

"Because real couples never break up, only fake ones."

How much can you screw up your job that you get 50% of it wrong?

Is there any way you can objectively prove it's not a sprite? Because at the moment we are at an impasse.