Jesus Christ we still on the rape thing?

See, this is why I can never take shit on Jezebel serious. You talk about how Bryan Singer blames women for his movie's failure. You say he "wants you to know that it isn't his fault that Superman Returns flopped" and that it's "kind of sort of the fault of the women for whom he made this movie", yet if you read the…

Of course Kotaku is immediately into this sort of junk food.

Don't you fucking feminists ever stop and think that what you are doing can no longer be considered a part of feminism? Because you're not looking for equality here, you're looking for a way to get attention. And it's pretty fucking sad.

LOL LE EPIC MEME AM I COOL YET GUYZ???

Even though I liked the idea of Legion sacrificing himself for the good of his "people", I found the way BioWare did it so uninspiring. I wish they had thought of something more than him having to shutdown in order for the rest to become free...

I always felt the Quarians were such massive cunts about the whole thing. HURR DURR THEY'RE BECOMING SELF-AWARE, BETTER FUCK 'EM ALL UP AND BE DONE WITH IT!

Granted, the ending sucked, but at least the rest of the game was fairly good and gave a lot of actual GOOD endings to a lot of the subplots. Like for example the Geth-Quarrians war and how it really was all up to you how that would end. I still think Mass Effect 3 deserves a bit more credit for that, though the…

Myeah but here I go and comment anyway because I know you can't resist to read my reply anyway. And it's not like I wanted to add anything to my previous comment except a) I want you to know that I feel really sorry for you and your fellow empty-minded white knight kind and b) are you allowed to use the word bigotry…

Heyhey I was just about to say I'm happy someone did manage to read my comment and then I realized you only read about 1/3rd of it and you're pretty much a mindless droid just buzzing out what other people tell you.
Cry me a river!

Obviously my comment here is going to be buried under the no doubt thousands of comments that are gonna be posted here and even though this probably won't be read by a single person I'm still gonna go out and say it:

Yes they treated this Laura Kate Dale like shit. No they should not have. Yes they acted like dicks. No…

Right? I honestly don't get why people even fucking bother with emulators when they stutter all the damn time. I'm all for emus, don't get me wrong, but only if they actually work.

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THANK GOD WE HAVE PATRICIA HERE ON KOTAKU FOR ALL THOSE TOP-QUALITY POSTS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, HUH?

"Metroidvania." That of course means a platforming game that has role-playing elements and a persistent inventory for carrying weapons, spells, and what have you, where gaining access to new areas depends on acquiring special abilities.


Sounds like someone hasn't put enough time in finding out what Metroidvania stands…

I can't believe people are still calling this a game.

Seriously Leo, you are the last redeeming quality Kotaku has. Every single video of yours is like its own short David Attenborough-style docu on a recently released video game. I love it.

Jesus... You call that torture? He placed a fucking chair on his arms. That's it.
I love how hypocritical the staff on Kotaku is... It's not like IRL these tortures happen way more often and are way more gruesome, ESPECIALLY those done by the USA, you know, that place you live in? But noooooo, Mr. Totilo needs to be…

Man, how did Kotaku end up like this? I mean I know it all went to hell when they hired people like Patricia, but still... Never would have expected this sort of tripe on here a few years ago.