1. Backtracking

THANK GOD WE HAVE PATRICIA HERE ON KOTAKU FOR ALL THOSE TOP-QUALITY POSTS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, HUH?

"Metroidvania." That of course means a platforming game that has role-playing elements and a persistent inventory for carrying weapons, spells, and what have you, where gaining access to new areas depends on acquiring special abilities.


Sounds like someone hasn't put enough time in finding out what Metroidvania stands…

I can't believe people are still calling this a game.

Seriously Leo, you are the last redeeming quality Kotaku has. Every single video of yours is like its own short David Attenborough-style docu on a recently released video game. I love it.

Jesus... You call that torture? He placed a fucking chair on his arms. That's it.
I love how hypocritical the staff on Kotaku is... It's not like IRL these tortures happen way more often and are way more gruesome, ESPECIALLY those done by the USA, you know, that place you live in? But noooooo, Mr. Totilo needs to be…

Man, how did Kotaku end up like this? I mean I know it all went to hell when they hired people like Patricia, but still... Never would have expected this sort of tripe on here a few years ago.

Believe you me, Adventure Time is far from your average kid's show. In fact I know a lot more adults who like the show than kids!

Can he be any more of a pretentious douche?

(No. He can't.)

RED SON SUPERMAN IS BEST (son) SUPERMAN

I always know when someone is such a tool when they post a comment like yours.

HOW DARE MEN FIND WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AND THEREFORE LOOK AT THEM!

Oh Kotaku staff. You so horribly sad.

Yeah I've seen some of it and you're right, at least he has the decency to admit he doesn't have a clue. Though I could do without the occasional "GAMERS ARE VIRGINS WHO LIVE WITH THEIR MOMS" jokes but hey, that's what gets the audience going so I can't blame him.

I've changed how I feel about Jimmy Fallon (I originally thought he was just pretending to be a gamer in order to appeal to the casual gamers out there but over the years it has become clear to me that he genuinely likes (and even knows how) to play video games) but I still find all these video game references in his…

No I think it's because I genuinely like Mirror's Edge.

Holy shit, that whole legacy-thing in Rogue Legacy is pretty awesome. I love how every child has different abilities and especially the dyslexia making it impossible to read the NPC's messages is a really original idea.

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING I DO LIKE.

That's not the only reason people aren't a fan of the guy though. You can't deny the fact that he tends to be very, VERY rude towards people who dissagree with him. Sure, him being a dick at certain people doesn't influence the quality of his games, but you can't blame people not liking him if he acts so hostile all…

I don't know what I'm looking forward to the most, the actual game or all the idiotic comments Phil "Fuck the world, I want everybody to hate me" Fish is going to make during the game's development!