And have invisible walls on four edges? Yeah...that would be sweeeeeeet.
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On top of the Triple-A-Rating stage of inebriated slurring, I think she has somebody else's dentures in her mouth.
The combined IQ of everyone in this interview is a two digit number.
I bet Dyson's cars suck...
I know my life as a Jalopnik writer looks pretty glamorous, what with trips to Detroit and getting ignored by some…
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George Carlin sums this broad up quite eloquently:
Lamborghini gets purchased by VW: "Ugh they'll be stale and boring and soulless."
The guy on the right corner just needs to shout "hadouken!" to complete the scene.
"Like the Corvette Z06 but don't want to deal with the crazy stormtrooper looks of America's most badass sports car?"
It was a good car, it just attracted an unsavory crowd, for some reason.
"... a poser car for $30,000 millionaires whose idea of fun was slamming back Jägerbombs and grinding on women they referred to as "slampieces" in some horrid West Sixth Street bar."
Infiniti anything in Chicago: I graduated from a BigTen shithole with a 2.9gpa and CRUSH IT in sales, bro.
DANGEROUS TRICKS!!!!
HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.
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Marc Marquez during one of the MotoGP practices.
Mini, my ass. That thing is a goddamn rolling house now.
No WRX hatch with the redesign.
