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George Carlin sums this broad up quite eloquently:
THREEEBOWEL
THREEEBOWEL
Lamborghini gets purchased by VW: "Ugh they'll be stale and boring and soulless."
The guy on the right corner just needs to shout "hadouken!" to complete the scene.
"Like the Corvette Z06 but don't want to deal with the crazy stormtrooper looks of America's most badass sports car?"
It was a good car, it just attracted an unsavory crowd, for some reason.
"... a poser car for $30,000 millionaires whose idea of fun was slamming back Jägerbombs and grinding on women they referred to as "slampieces" in some horrid West Sixth Street bar."
Infiniti anything in Chicago: I graduated from a BigTen shithole with a 2.9gpa and CRUSH IT in sales, bro.
DANGEROUS TRICKS!!!!
HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.
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Marc Marquez during one of the MotoGP practices.
Mini, my ass. That thing is a goddamn rolling house now.
No WRX hatch with the redesign.
Lighten up homey.
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Tow truck operator's previous pick up.
Look at that thing! It's pristine!! I know this is a terrible thing to say... but I think anything I'd do to it would just be a shameful misuse of it and that my best option would be to simply put it in my living room just as it is.
Some day I'd sell it on to someone capable of using it for what God intended. …
Rod, is that you?
I'd love that. I daily drive the RWD variant of one of the three listed above but am also a GTI guy. This would appeal and I would definitely cross shop it.