Eat ice cream, take a shit, take a nap, race, get drunk.

You're right, in that the life of a racer is on the road. But the life of a cat most certainly is not "on the road." Cats that are on the road, or rather in the road, tend to be cats that don't have very long lifespans.

Very nice, but I'm still saving my pennies for a Citation X.

Lighten up, Francis

What a foolish question. Just like your love for RWD-N/A cars... The next man loves AWD Turbocharged- and will pay $40k gladly.

My mom was pretty knowledgeable:

I'm trippin balls!

You may have confused muscular with fat.