we don’t get to see his brilliance

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Just like with Randy Moss, right?

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

Certainly:

I dunno. When was the last time UGA won the National Championship?

There are semi-pro teams in Guam that are too good to settle for Schiano.

If as many as 100 minutes of basketball have been played in every pair of BBB shoes sold cumulatively to someone who’s not a member of the Ball family or an employee thereof, I’ll eat a pair. Those shoes were targeted at hypebeasts, not people who actually play basketball.

The Lady Volunteers? 

“It is impossible to lose something that one never has had.” - Zen Koans of the SEC

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

Flores is getting paid $5 million-ish to oversee this trainwreck, so I feel less bad for him. And unless he lights the training facility on fire, he’ll likely get another chance to be a head coach after he gets dumped by the Fins. Plus there was the weird Jay-Z trolling he did of Stills, which came off as pretty lame.

The woman tells her that she’s doesn’t want to “argue” her faith.

Spanos’s net worth is $2.4 billion, and the chargers have other minority owners who could chip in if need be. I don’t think they are really running up against resource constraints.

At this point, if I was a player who had a big season under his rookie contract, I’d hold out the next year for an extension, rather than waiting for the final year of my rookie deal. There is just so little leverage by the time you get there.

Another stunning way to make the same (great) point: Within 32 seconds of the first shots being fired, the Dayton shooter was dead.  It is difficult to imagine that a situation could be contained and a threat neutralized much quicker than that under any circumstances.  He managed to shoot 36 people and kill nine of…

I feel the same way. I can’t care anymore. I can’t be sad or upset. It’s just part of our lives now that some angry white male conservative piece of shit could potentially kill us all while we’re at the grocery store, just because he can’t get a date, or because his worthless parents taught him to hate minorities.