BvS is the big tentpole DC movie. It was literally called Dawn of Justice, because its intent was to set the tone for DC properties. Its not this writer’s fault that the movie sucked and basically became a symbol of what not to do in film, especially a film about comics. If you are talking about comics and movies and…

That last point is the kicker - I have been on this earth almost 50 years, been married for half that, have had countless meals out with my family and my wife’s. I have never been subject to That Guy. If D is young, he needs to stop subjecting himself to this. If he’s old, like me, he needs to cry to all the wasted…

I sent in that letter to Drew. I’ve tried to get them to explain why maybe we should each order what we want but it always leads chaos and a headache. After 20+ years of marriage, I’ve learned this is not worth the fight. Most married people will admit (maybe only in private) their in-laws have quirks.

I’m in for life, brother. Lol.

I’m with you ... but more for the fact that my father-in-law believes — to his core — that the only better leader than Trump is Putin. Because “they don’t take any shit from anyone”. I’ve never detested holiday get-togethers more.

If I went out with 11 family members, there would be no less than 22 dishes ordered, and I don’t even want to know the amount of drinks. To be fair we are gluttons and boozehounds. But we are not cheap when we all go out. So yes, I agree this is related to being cheap. If we want to eat cheaply as a group, we cook at…

Jesus, right? More flags going up in that post than at the UN.

you haven’t met my wife. Piss off her family and it turns her on even more. Especially her sister and brother-in-law (who I have successfully avoided seeing in 9 years). Once the sister’s husband took us to a Japanese tapas, or whatever the hell they’re called, restaurant, and did not tell us there was table minimum…

You nailed it. My wife’s friends (ok, I guess theyre mine too) do that “foodie” shit where about 20 of them get together at a restaurant and want to “get some things to share.” But the plates are meant for, at best, two people and I see five or six hands dipping in and at the end I got a small ass plate with 1/16th of…

you’re going to get a lot of support from Marvel fans

I was in Milwaukee for a work thing a few years ago, and every morning, we’d sit around this huge boardroom table and all the fat motherfuckers would have like 3 diet cokes in front of them, and us west coast guys had coffee.

I don’t know, isn’t that a lot like jerking off before sex?

Re: the brother in-law ordering for the table.

Yeah- pizza, Thai, and Indian- are the absolute cheapest foods to eat out. Less than $15 a head. The guy talks like the in-laws paying is the best thing ever. WTF. Maybe sushi or some fancy French shit, then be grateful they’re paying.

I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

This was my take as well. Sociopaths all the way.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

and because Americans don’t consume beer and soda in the same way.

We get it, you believe that Disney and critics are out to get your precious waifu Zach Snyder and his films. But it’s time to put on your big boy pants and face reality, you are not being physically or emotionally injured just because people criticize a movie that you like. Nobody is out to take away your crappy…

It took a 30-second ad on local TV from Jimbo’s Used Car Emporium out in Bastrop to one-up Yawn of Justice.