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They're going to stop paying their mortgage. With courage.

It sounds like the Lambo driver was speeding. Speeding on an urban road with entry from side streets with stop signs is a recipe for this kind of accident, especially if the lines of sight from the side streets are obstructed. Even if the Mazda was somewhat at fault, there's no way the Lambo driver should've been…

This is the second time one of my suggestions has been used in a QOTD. I like contributing and all, but at this rate I'm going to have to become a paid member of staff.

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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by their choice of video game console.

You're right. Everybody can name sequels that weren't very good, that has nothing to do with the originals. You could have Michael Bay direct a remake of Casablanca but as bad as that would be it wouldn't have any impact on how great the original classic was. Even Star Wars is a bad example because the shameful…

I've listened to Sigur Ros from the age of 13. Now 24, there is no other band that speaks to my soul quite like them. As a young gay teen, my ability to feel and my logical, analytical brain was shaped by their intelligent, stirring and impassionately raw post-rock tunes. They truly they are one of the great composers…

Be careful about the Daily Mail. Sometimes it's mostly OK as a news source, but when you get to an article about eurocrats*, then it ranks somewhere below Fox News on the reliability spectrum.

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fry!

Ask for it and the Internet will provide:

Smart gamers are just a minority. I like to think Kotaku is a club.

I rarely would do this (as I may be inviting some abuse) but I love this site and feel honored that a movie I acted in made it here. I felt I should mention that all of us actors were treated very well and carefully monitored while drinking on set. It was indeed an experiment of sorts just to see if we could pull it…

I've spent my entire life (with a very small handful of exceptions) stone cold sober, and I've seen both the highs and lows of what can happen when people are drinking. If you choose not to drink that's fine, I understand that it sometimes puts you in socially awkward situations (sometimes people think it's odd that…

Are you Mormon or something? I understand that that drunk driving is a bad thing, but saying that any intoxication is a mortal sin is more than a bit overkill. Also, I think the word you are looking for is "utter." An "udder" is what you find on a cow.

Shyamaliens.

He Pizza'd when he shoulda french-fry'd. If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.