Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherfuckers, it’ll be your last headache.

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..

Good point. That’s why so many black couple have asain babies. Race isn’t genetic.

I was born a heterosexual cisgendered white man, but I identify as a Xenomorph.

This is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

Dammit, now I really want to go. It’s definitely on my list of Things to Do before I die. (I just need to fly to the west coast and tackle a magician to get him/her to take me in as a guest.)

 but I think - and hope - they’ll go, “Lol, you thought we were bad BEFORE?” instead.

“Denied access” is a joke, really, only slightly less of a joke than Spicer’s briefings have been. Being denied the ability to ask questions he won’t answer isn’t a big deal.

Anger & ignorance an unbeatable combination in the age of man.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

Go fuck yourself Pammy.

Sigh. Welp, if the 90s didn’t suck before, they do now. Who is ready for early aughts nostalgia!?

What the entire fuck did I just watch???? That is a child he is manhandling over nothing!! And then he pulls his gun put because people are rightfully trying to get him off the kid?? And shoots it?????? I’m fucking livid! Administrative leave my ass he should be in jail!

Watch the video. This is some racist fucking bullshit. He needs to be arrested...now.

They’re called guns people.

I was trying to put into words what bothered me so much about this whole story, and there it is.

This. Pretty sure swastikas came and went about 70 years ago, that’s not hip.

That’s a really good point.

Friend - has it really gotten weirder, or are we just older and more sober now?