Skyrim. Time played: 5,233 hours. Amount completed: EVERYTHING.

I don’t think that’s blasphemous. One thing worth considering is that Skyrim aims to have it’s impressions be left by something besides a big, stunning moment or moments.

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

Ugh. I’m going back to bed.

I ask, without malice towards Kratos or his fans, but couldn’t this game have gotten a new goddamned hero? Before you snipe, I saw that it’s his grandkid or w/e, but that’s just Kratos Jr by any other name. I’m really tired of Kratos; just retire him and his reskins and give us a new hero, maybe a Norseman, maybe a…

Also, thank you for the Hempel. I haven’t read the story. The meaning behind the passage resonates beyond this one moment; it’s the needed story to end this holy fuckton of worlds loss day.

Thank you for this space. I just keep falling in love with you as a journalist more and more.

This is one horror trope that I actually find really scary, and have an irrational fear that some day there could be a secret person in my house.

She must have been WILD in bed. It’s like the creepy American version of Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Crippled? No, whiskey dick, with a side of murder.

And the lover dies and haunts the mansion, because nobody but the husband knew that they were locked in the cellar. Or one day basement-lover and attic-lover meet, fall in love and plan to get rid of the couple to take over the mansion.

That would be a fantastic dark comedy.

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

Actually. I prefer the title

Finally someone has done the right thing.

Ken Starr’s world:

Can you write an anonymous note??? A haiku? A limerick?

I have a very funny cocaine story if you’re in the mood for some gallows humor after all this.

The last four women I’ve worked with have been able to put someone to the ground four times as hard as I can, pin them in such a way that they’ll never escape, and the last one made someone submit using only her bare hands that I would have required a taser for.

“He liked how innocent Taylor was and that she had a good caring heart”

Keep seeing this “The gorilla was being kind!” reaction.. Are people just not seeing the part where he grabbed the child by the foot and dragged him through the water repeatedly?