Lol....Not even remotely the same thing.

They are and there’s a trick to that one too. But people have died doing. But I think it’s been due to improper prep or handling of the gun.

I don’t know when people got so fucking stupid that we don’t give any weight at all to “science” or so called “scientists” or the “CIA.” “NSA” “FBI”. The only good thing about any of this is they can’t hide behind religion, being against communism or Jingoism anymore. The hypocrisy is just mind blowing.

Their ship is in the movie.

He’s a great character. It was a mistake to kill him off after one movie.

He’s still doing Bloom County?

Not exactly, they did well by lying to the American people and gerrymandering. But that’s the only way they can win.

Boom!

That would be a great twist!

Wait, what happened?

Well it’s not like she or you could help it. Everybody gets sick. It would have to be a judgemental asshole to hold that against someone.

There is no fucking law about nativity scenes at work. One of my employees said that to me and I was like “Bring one in.” He almost seemed disappointed that there was no argument.

You should see the documentary, she is pretty badass.

You’re doing the Lords work sir.

You know you have to have a disclaimer in front of TV or radio shows that say what viewers/listeners see or hear isn’t really happening. Like Orsen Wells and War of the Worlds. Why doesn’t Alex Jones need a fucking disclaimer?

So I think the real St. Nicholas was the Bishop of Asia-Minor which is somewhere around Turkey. So he probably wasn’t white. Also, little known fact, he’s the patron saint of prostitutes. 

Boom!

Yeah that’s not something to be worried about. As soon as those idiots understand the government has guns, drones, bombs, four branches of badass military, Tanks, battleships etc. That realization should shut them down pretty quick.

Oh fuck that. If she really want what’s best for the nation she’ll fight it. She has literally nothing to lose.

Yep, they haven’t caught on. He does the crazy shit to distract everyone from the real problems.