Marzipan Dildo- band name, I called it!

What does everyone think about putting the seat back? I've had people become irate at me cause I'm a bigger guy and I can't fucking breathe hunched over with the seat straight up. But I feel like these people are thinking I'm supposed to put their comfort above the needs of my own, which I just think is stupid.…

Eggplant is a really old racial term for a black person. I think it comes from a bastardized version of the Italian word for eggplant. Look up Moolie.

Yeah I think the whole point of the doc wasn't to say he was innocent but that due to reasonable doubt he probably shouldn't have gone to prison.

Coolest teacher ever!

Why is that not already a sitcom! Tie it in to Bj and the Bear?! Hold on I gotta call my agent.

You have absolutely no way of knowing that. You’re only hearing her side of it. My wife works for CPS, I guarantee there’s more to the story.

That’s why I kind of have a hard time when Pornhub jumps on the feminist bandwagon. It doesn't make sense to me.

Yeah I kept thinking “Take your fucking helmet off and speak in complete sentences!” Not “The oil, the oil......Dude your cars gonna explode.......You don’t need to drive.”

I went to a small Junior College an Alabama and they somehow got Evander Holyfield to come to the campus. Horrible public speaker, really bad. But I remembered that To be fair they don’t pay him to be a public speaker, they pay him to beat the shit out of people which he was actually pretty good at.

Zing!

My brother was in the Marines in Iraq, he definitely killed people and he did not want to talk about it let alone Bragg about it.

It wasn't wrong in WWII, but it was dead wrong for Vietnam and Iraq.

Ok I'm getting carpal tunnel from liking all your comments, please stop!

It does when you consider that 9/11 had absolutely nothing to do with Iraq. As crazy as that part of the world is, we walked into their house and started capping people for essentially no reason.

Unbelievable. If he was black they would have carpet bombed him in the first five minutes.

Touché

Yeah. Of course he orders the fucking tea.

Oh my God! This! This right here! You have all these people shooting their mouths off about what Islam is and what Islam isn’t, giving their dumbass opinion. This is a classic example. They don’t understand that Allah, (and before I say this, I’m not saying this in a Kum-by-ya, we are the world kind of way) Allah is…

Bill Clinton raped someone?