Well it might be political football, but mostly it's....you know.....all the raping.

Seriously? Where did you get that?

Maybe he’s trying to audition for a new 20,000 Leagues under the sea movie?

I have nothing to back this up but I've always felt it improved your ability to problem solve.

I like you!

Really it wouldn't be hard to do, you could probably do it with one school social worker depending on how big the school is. The problem would be finding the money to pay the new social workers.

I always thought the whole Milli Vannili thing was a little over blown. The band that toured as Lime in the 80s wasn't the actual band. A majority of the records from the 50s and 60s used session musicians instead of the actual band. Like it wasn't unheard of to do that.

What part?

Oh don't knock Chick tracts, I loved them as a kid. But for all the wrong reasons. Actually I just recently read a book about him and it was deliciously crazy!

Hell yeah! I forgot about that book. I wouldn't mind seeing that made into a movie.

Wait, is that a thing? What's that from?

Do they? Isn't that where Roman Polanski was?

Well, not exactly. Sweden has as many guns as us and doesn’t have anywhere near the carnage. We have this “forget the dog,beware the owner, you can’t disrespect me, I have a gun!” culture.

She was in the first one?

If she wrote that, for a high school kid, that's actually not bad.

That was supposed to be Greedo?

Then you don’t understand the mind set of people in the military. Sworn to fight all enemies. Foreign and domestic. They didn’t have a problem killing Johnny Reb, and they won’t have a problem taking you out either.

Blade Runner is good in a different way. Star Wars is the hero myth, Blade Runner is the human condition.

Boom!

Yeah but here’s the problem. Let’s say you get convicted of a felony or you’ve been ITA’d more than 72 hours you lose your right to own a firearm. But no one goes to the house and picks up the gun. You get to keep it.