Oh god....That is just awful. What did you do?

So I can make all the threats I want and face no consequences? WTF?

No shit! Christ, I forgot to pay a speeding ticket one time, you would have though I'd stolen the Lindbergh baby with how they reacted.

Your being paid to preform a service not “participate in the wedding”.

You know the one thing Bush I had over Bush II is at least he understood the Middle East and didn't take us to Bagdad.

Sex Toaster is the name of my band, I called it!

Maybe a personality disorder?

Yeah, plus making a person who is already struggling, even more desperate than they already are, I'm sure would calm things down.

I know right? Repeatedly beating the shit out of women is the height of bravery.

What the fuck? Why don't they make a new Half Life game? There's a huge demand, what's the deal?

Even worse, if those girls are under age so they would be distributing child porn.

There's actually a SNAP cookbook that's pretty good. So you don't have to be that creative in your own. But still, I've been on food stamps/EBT and it is definitely not easy.

Oh that is just gross.

I’m actually more fascinated by you. This perfect person who's never hurt anyone and made stupid mistakes that you later regret. Wait, are you also a unicorn?

Eh...I think we’be all been there.

You know what’s really stupid? If you get food stamps, you need food stamps/EBT you could buy nothing but lobster, that’s true. HOWEVER, if you do that you don’t eat for the rest of the month. So no one fucking does that. It's a non-issue.

Yeah I thought that too. WTF?!

you know here's something people forget about right to work states. An employer can fire you for anything but if the reason is stupid/unreasonable that does not mean the employer gets out of paying for unemployment.

What do I like? Equality, justice, chinese food, and copious amounts of gin.- My next Facebook status.

You know that's a really good point.