I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

Of course they were going for the cat. The platinum group metals in it are gold for dogs!

Homeboy needs to delegate.

and he didnt start racing until his late 30's, THERE IS HOPE FOR US WORKING MEN!

But there was a hay bale or two and some caution tape. That stuff usually stops high-speed cars.

Yeah! Fuck entertainment! Wasn’t everyone complaining about how back in the day racers were larger than life and had actual personalities? But when Lewis gets bored of doing press conferences they all think that he’s just being a baby. If I were a rich racecar driver, I would probably not give a damn about press…

Hey, a racer with an actual personality. Let’s circlejerk and bash him!

Tire to tire contact will do it.

The right lane.

No traffic but still drives in the middle lane.......

That’s not even fair.

That’s how you know they used authentic Ferrari parts.

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

I make stuff. That’s the first crank I ever abused past the point of repair in my lemons car.

A friend of the family recently passed away but used to make all sorts of cool things from old car parts. I have this lamp in my office that he made me out of the end of his aftermarket exhaust from his Silverado. I have a lamp in my living room that he made using an atv tire for the base. I wish I had half the…

Engine blocks make great wine racks.

“No no, he’s resting.”

Everyone’s goals are different.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”